A New Chapter in Life
A Man and a Non-Existent Land

So, just where does the SimGovernment put people they want to hide, or maybe even forget? I now know. No Man's Land.

A place not on any map or SimsLand globe. A place as desolate as its name.

Yet, here am I, Joe Schmoe, a man who does not exist either.

Yeah, Joe Schmoe. Can you believe it? That's the name they gave me when they... Oh yeah, I can't talk about that can I?

As you can probably guess from my whining and complaining, this wasn't always my life. I made some mistakes before and this is how I'm paying for them. I left everything behind and am having to start over with just what the government gave me. A bag of clothes, §5,000 in small bills, binoculars, a shovel, and a shed on a desolate piece of land. Yay me.

I don't know where I am, but I do know that even the birds I grew up with are nowhere to be found.

Not a one

I know because looking kept me from screaming when I first arrived.


At least until the first of my guardians made an appearance.